Allah Visa Swipe


the allah visa swipe is a s-xual manouvere referring to asians immigrating into europe illegally. it is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the br–sts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). it is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the p-ss (or sh-t) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them sh-t on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the sh-t everywhere.
the man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the pin code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a sh-t on the card, and swipes it down the lady’s clevage. she just got allah visa swiped.

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