alice cauldwell
this horse, this frog, giraffe is currently an unknown spiece, the only thing known to man kind is that this wonderland laughs like an dying hyiena. if coming across from this spiece once laughing it goes ch-nk choink oink, creating an atmosphere with ch-nky eyes. we have no idea where this spiece has come from but noticing its gender it seems to be found in central asia. it’s dna has no leading traces only suspecting it comes from china town or j-pan town. if noticing this “thing” please call animal support: 01524 65495
alice cauldwell goes ching chong wonkey wow pouw
a chinese looking kid
that person is an alice cauldwell
this is the type of chinese girl can is incapable of walking in one simple straight line she is a fast as road kill as is as smart as a piece of sh-t she looks like a disgusting pile of vomit and when she smiles everyone would think she’d want to eat the dog you can compare her dancing skills to steven hawkins jumping out of a wheelchair and shouting hurray i can walk (extinct)
don’t and i repeat don’t be an alice cauldwell
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