all-festered-out: all smoked out. having smoked enough marijuana and don’t want or need anymore. can’t get any higher.
no thanks. i’m all-festered-out!
- pasty f*ck
a s-xual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being “do you think ash puts his d-ck in a large cornish?” “wouldn’t put it past him, but with his sp-nk coloured complexion cobb’s definitely a pasty f-ck”
a portmanteau of “smile” and “purse”, as in pursing your lips. commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in p-ssing (who are usually non-white, and often black). i was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and […]
- narco trafficante
drug trafficker in spanish. someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the us from mexico or other latin america countries. i come on the front of the narco trafficante i get to telling them m-th-rf-ck-rs “yo mato por nada” they like “what that mean?” i had to tell em’, that mean i kill for nothin. […]
a good friend who’s always making funny jokes, but is h-rny as h-ll and probably a lesbian. person 1: dang, ethelyn is hilarious! she’s really hot. does she have a boyfriend? person 2: nope, she’s a lesbian. person 1: well, sh-t.
- punching the midnight squirrel
the act of late night m-st-rb-t–n, while using no lube or any other substances (raw hand to genitalia). no netflix and chill for me last night, i resorted to punching the midnight squirrel.