alphabesize
to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
i had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn’t care about how clean the car was…so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and i didn’t…no matter how shiny i polished it.
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