Alternative Universe
an alternative universe is a combination of getting a bl-w j-b while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a m-ssage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they’re so lucky.
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