Alton NH
a small town in new hampshire. located on lake winnepesuake. there is also nothing to do there. pretty much, it’s where you can get mcdonalds, shop at hannahford’s go to one of the hardware stores, or buy an expensive off-road vehicle that you’ll regret buying later. maybe you’ll go for a swim in the highly polluted lake? seriously, go down to the bottom and have a look. you’ll find thing’s such as: bikes, toilets, porta-potties, sinks, showers. and i wouldn’t recommend touching the bottom becuase, well we’ll just say it sucks. the cops there have nothing better to do than hunt you down for going 5 miles over the speed limit. when the kids from alton are in an actual city, they seem socially r-t-rded.
person 1: hey, geuss where my family is going for vacation.
person 2: where?
person 1: alton nh…
person 2: bro, i’m so sorry.
person 1: i know right??? fml.
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