one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, she is caring and the most loving people you will ever meet. she will always be there when you are down, she can always cheer you up, but she is a little boy crazy, she will be the best girlfriend you could ever ask for. she will always be there for you, and will always love you and not throw you to the curb and run you over with a bus, she will push you out of the way so you are safe. she is the best friend you could ever ask for. caring, intelligent, pretty and the perfect friend. she is rated 10/10 and even broke the scale. she will always be there
hey, have you see alyssia porter? she is awesome
- welcome fish
a fish that welcomes you to aquariums. the welcome fish in cartoon’s aquarium was as beautiful as a beth.
the act of blowing past your typical alcohol limit like a racehorse and ending up facedown or toilet-bound before 11pm. luke: “hey fam, have you seen nick?” seth:”oh dude, hes been betnarring. hes been in the backyard drinking from the sprinkler and crying since beer number 18.”
- c*ck lemon
when you suck on a d*ck and it gives you sour lemon face dale didn’t shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his d*ck it gave me c*ck lemon.
when a person’s instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that’s enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you’ll never get with someone like that. dude: “hey, man did you see (insert attractive person’s name here)’s picture on instagram? ” other dude: “ugh. yes, dude. it gave me […]