american community survey
intrusive 24-page survey that americans will be required by the census bureau to fill out every year. it asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.
it’s mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.
when i received my american community survey, i crumpled it up and threw it away.
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