amphibious goddess
a woman who exhudes s-x appeal on both land and in water. she has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. this is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.
guy 1:”that girl sitting in the park is so d-mn s-xy!”
guy 2: “i know bro, i also saw her at the lake yesterday. she’s definitely an amphibious goddess!”
#mermaid #land #sea #amphibious #s-xy #hot #woman #goddess
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