amurta



an amurta is a smelly shoe that has been sitting at the bottom of a lake for fourteen years. if you find one, this is a sign of fall. if someone finds one for you, this is a sign of imminent death. the best way to avoid the curse of an amurta is to rub amurta’s feet approximately five times a day, while eating chunks of your mothers dog.
if i find an amurta, i’m going to give it to my teacher because she is a b*tch.

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