Anal Squirtgun
ok so, you’re having -n-l s-x with someone(does not have to be female), you deliver your baby pudding into their -ss, then as you pull out, your partner farts resulting in what resembles an -n-l squirtgun, only with c-m..
“last night i was nailing bert in the -ss and as i pulled out that b-tch gave me the -n-l squirtgun.”
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