Crown’s Disease
a medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the -n-s. the poo has yet to be “pinched off” or broken away from the remainder of the t-rd still inside the r-ct-m. some call this condition “turtle heading” or simply “crowning” (a reference to the birth process). much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
crown’s disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
ultra dan: man, i hate those david garrard commercials where he b-tches about his crohn’s disease. that ain’t nothing. i got crown’s disease.
salty: that sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. what’s your underwear budget for a year?
a medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the -n-s. the poo has yet to be “pinched off” or broken away from the remainder of the t-rd still inside the r-ct-m. some call this condition “turtle heading” or simply “crowning” (a reference to the birth process). much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
crown’s disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
ultra dan: man, i hate those david garrard commercials where he b-tches about his crohn’s disease. that ain’t nothing. i got crown’s disease.
salty: that sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. what’s your underwear budget for a year?
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