Anaslam


(coined by: bustya lipb-tch march 10 ’08)

definition
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a word game for forum users which i just dubbed “anaslams”. i didn’t invent it, but i coined it, so it’s mine. the object is to take the name of the person above you and create a coherent sentence out of it per my examples below. muster all of your might to follow these rules to prove your acuity to us all.

compound formation information
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ana + slam

(ref: dictionary.reference.com)

ana: (noun)1. a collection of miscellaneous information about a particular subject, person, place, or thing.
2. an item in such a collection, as an anecdote, a memorable saying, etc.
3. a collection of various materials that reflect the character of a person or place.

slam: (verb or noun)1. to criticize harshly; attack verbally.

rules & terminology
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1. anaslammers are those who are currently anaslamming.
2. anaslammers must anaslam their immediate predecessor first before anaslamming anyone else.
3. anaslammees are those whom previously anaslammed and are now being anaslammed themselves.
4. anaslammees’ names appear twice, first horizontally and then vertically.
5. anaslam words only share their first letters with the anaslammee’s name, otherwise you’re stupid.
6. anaslam words may be contractions, slang, foreign or alt. spellings, but link it to a source if questionable.
7. anaslam sentences are only constructed of anaslam words, otherwise you’re stupid.
8. anaslam sentences must be coherent, if they’re not, you’re stupid.
examples of anaslams
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george w bush

great.
everybody
organize
riddles
g-dd-mn
evil

w-nker

bugged
us,
so
hush.

teresa

tries
every
rotten
ebony
schl-ng
around

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