andresh
everyone comes with a baggage but you are someone who can love enough to help people unpack.
you are certain type of man who is able to help others though you are not that close to them. you are a good-looking guy but likes to mess your hair with colors, you know what im taking about here..don’t you ? you are someone who hates cigarette. you tend to find a girl very very hot when she is angry. u don’t like much perfumes. you hate pollution and you cry on your eye problems.
at the end you are very sweet .
girls die for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there goes andresh man of my dream with a weird hair color.
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