Andy Griffith


andy griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. can be used to describe one of similar nature.
you can always count on andy.

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