Angry Little Man Syndrome
an illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches – so to speak. common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of “ah f-kkin’ seen ye” or “aye ye f-kkin’ did”, a pre-emptive approach to taking the p-ss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious rage caused by martin hedley, the n-b-end.
mr. boyd suffered from angry little man syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. he attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive p-ss take strategy.
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my former chemistry teacher suffered from angry little man syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
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a short male who is always annoyed at everything. which comes from growing up under the average height. permanent defensive.
he is such a pr-ck!
well he’s got the angry little man syndrome
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