Angry Pirate of Penzance


its a variation of the angry pirate. except with the angry pirate of penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. caution with this one. since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his -ss in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. this may cause him to go s-x nuts and r-t-rd strong and give you a doug henning in return.
i’m not gay, but i gave bias an angry pirate of penzance last night. i did not think he was gay until i saw that he enjoyed it.

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