animal crackers
a euphemism used when “i don’t know” or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.
also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.
a: are you sure you’re going to remember to bring me back my playboy mag by next tuesday?
b: animal crackers.
1. a male or female white (caucasion) person that distinctlly resembles an animal
2. a male or female white (caucasion) person that
is overly into animals or has s-xual conduct with animals
boy 1- “yo, stefan, you know that stanky b-tch britney down the way? she is such an animal cracker, man! i can’t believe that animal cracker got you to f-ck her!”
boy 2- “man shut up! you fingered that b-tch -ss animal cracker, too!”
boy 1- “but my d-ck didn’t touch the insides of her animal cracker p-ssy”
boy 2- “you f-cking shut up! you ate her out!”
(just an everday conversation with my friends)
the act of pulling out an animal cracker at random, -ssuming the position of chosen animal, and allowing your significant other to go to town on you.
i love playing animal crackers, the giraffe gets me off every time.
an ugly b-tch.
he cheated on that pretty girl with an animal cracker -ss b-tch.
shame.
a albany ny based hip hop artist
the animal cracker is a disgusting artist.
he is a albany, ny based hip hop artist
the animal cracker is a violent artist.
the animal cracker makes agressive music.
da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle p-ssy! haha lol
the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!
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