Anti-Douche


someone high up in the corporate world, who has a lot of authority, etc., but is in fact not a douchebag, unlike most in his position, who would be douchebags.
-“dude, that guy has so much authority, and he makes bank every year! what an -ss!”
-“yeah, but he’s actually pretty nice.”
-“oh, sweet, what an anti-douche he is.”

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