Anus Truffles


the “instant cl-ssic” term coined by none other than two members of triple helix loosely meaning “-ss beans”, or commonly known as “poo”. not “pooh”, as in winnie, but just “poo” as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of white converse sneakers. -n-s truffles are viewed as something you wouldn’t normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.
“dear lord timmy! you shat yourself a storm in your trousers! you must have quite a bit of -n-s truffles touching your genitals as we speak!”

“eat -n-s truffles you vile beast!”

“-n-s truffles! -n-s truffles!” echoed over the intercom of the local foodstuffery. “now at the low, low price of $1.98 per pound! located by the sugar frosted jesuses…es”

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