Anusized
pr-nounced “-n-s-eyes-ed”: an acute medical condition of the retina, not yet fully understood, and most often resulting in temporary blindness, that is believed to result from staring directly into a bunghole. situations that may put one at risk of catching this “disease” are being a novice in locker rooms, nude beaches, nudist colonies, or a new proctcologist.
dad: i want to warn you to be careful sam. when one of the nudist’s bends over at the beach today, be sure to look away. you definitely don’t want to get -n-sized!
sam: ok dad, i’ll be careful.
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