Plausible Deniability Salad
1. a salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn’t look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. any act undertaken in order to hide one’s true intentions.
1. i went to the buffet last night, but i ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. right before i porked your mom, i told her how sorry i was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 east german women’s sumo wrestling champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. all i really cared about was getting it on with her.
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