AOCD
stands for automotive obsessive compulsive disorder.
symptoms of aocd include, but are not limited to the following:
1. parking a minimum of 10 parking sp-ces from all other cars in a parking lot to avoid door dings or parking lot accidents (also characterized by parking in far corner spots).
2. washing your car more than once a week
3. tapping your feet together before placing them inside your vehicle.
4. keeping automotive cleaners, waxes, and polishes inside your car at all time.
5. never using your windshield washer fluid because you always keep your windshield clean.
6. owning more microfiber auto cloths than any other towels in your house.
7. keeping car parts in your own bedroom to keep them safe and clean.
8. your car gets dirtier when it’s rained on.
the other day my friend wanted to hang out, but i said i couldn’t because i was busy detailing my car…i spent 7 hours on it. 10am to 5pm. i washed it, dried it, clay barred it, polished it, and waxed it, and cleaned the entire interior and gl-ss…and then when i got done, a bird cr-pped on it, and i washed it again… i’m pretty sure i’m suffering from aocd.
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