Apple Skitz
an excellent c-cktail consisting of
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 – 1 pack of sour skittles
mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the sh-t out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.
bro 1: yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
bro 2: h-llz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this sh-t!
bro 1: apple skitz f-ck yah, sh-t is dope
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