Apple Zombie
n. (ap-uhl zom-bee)
caution: careful with this bunch. they’re usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. the douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. these devices can only be purchased with magic beans. they’ve been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby starbucks cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. pompous -ss-holes.
after ‘drinking the snapple’, johnny waddled to his nearest apple store, where he joined the other apple zombies to camp out for the newest offering from apple: the idrone.
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