applebutter
a slang term for the blend of menstrual blood and seminal fluid that results from s-xual intercourse during mentstruation and often winds up on the sheets and/or bodies of those involved
“ew, honey! what’s on the bed?”
“don’t worry about it sweetie, it’s just a little appleb-tter.”
the sweaty funk that accrues between your b-lls and your -ss on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
d-mn, it’s hot out here. i’ll need to wipe away the apple b-tter when i get back to work at the paper exchange.
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