a hot girl who has been on so many poles that her sn*tch looks like an arby’s roast beef sandwich.
tim: have you seen jenny recently? she’s so hot!
john: i agree, but she’s an arby doll…
- goober munch
a person who avoids wearing pants at all costs. you are a goober munch.
there aren’t any definitions for vintagedwarf yet. can you define it?
smart enough to know how to do something, but too d*mned stupid to realize that you really shouldn’t be doing it. my daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too d*mned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going […]
fear of f*cking cancer patients and getting a hairline like peyton manning dude if you keep f*cking the canver patients your gonna get manningphobia