smart enough to know how to do something, but too d-mned stupid to realize that you really shouldn’t be doing it.
my daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too d-mned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s-#t is going to happen! she is incredibly smarpid!

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