archbishop mitty
the best f-cking school in the country!!!
(catholic high school in san jose, california)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports ill-strated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls’ sports
takes a sh-t on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders
betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: f-ck you im going to archbishop mitty
boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: f-ck you
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