Arden Alarm Clock
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into one’s hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having c-m on your face.
when tuesday dropped the arden alarm clock on clint, clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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