Ardha-Lingam

1. “half-d-ck”, appellation for the undersized aryan p-n-s. 2. hence, nickname for aryan men. 3. common surname for aryan boys in dravidian lands.

‘lingam’ is the original dravidian word for p-n-s, & hence represents the full-sized dravidian p-n-s. ‘ardha’ means ‘half’ in prakrit, whence this compound means ‘half a p-n-s’. traditionally, this connotes an aryan p-n-s, historically measured as half the size of the average dravidian p-n-s.

the potency, & hence popularity, of the term is due to the degree in which it belittles aryan masculinity. first, it implies that the aryan p-n-s is too small to pleasure an orat (woman). next, it follows that, in order to find a full-sized p-n-s & obtain s-xual satisfaction, females have to resort to shudras. moreover, it places the onus for the aryan-dravidian p-n-s size differential on aryan males by implying that it is we who are under-endowed, instead of shudras being over-endowed.

thus, shudranis & dravidianized aryan women apply this nickname (or its hindustani version ‘adha-linga’) to aryan boys, reproaching us for the annoyingly small size of our p-n-ses. dravidian men use it as a seduction tactic to emasculate aryan men & educate aryan females about the aryan p-n-s. us aryan boys often adopt this sur-name as a small-p-n-s joke to entertain aryan females, as an act of self-effacing submissiveness to earn the goodwill of stout shudra men, or as a capitulation tactic advertising s-xual defeat.
1) q: what do dravidian women call aryan boys?
a: ardha-lingam, half the p-n-s size they are used to!
q: what do aryan women call aryan boys?
a: ardha-linga, half the p-n-s size they want!
q: what do aryan boys call themselves ?
a: ardha-linga, half the p-n-s size that is f-cking their women!
2) do-pyaza’s new name: once upon a time moolla do-pyaza was a hero with the bibis & begums (ladies) of the mughal court of delhi, as his 5-inch fair aryan p-n-s was largest of all. then along came mukunda deva telinga, the subehdar of telinga. moolla do-pyaza could no longer hope to compete against the dravidian’s 10-inch telingana black snake. when mukunda deva telinga seduced do-pyaza’s bibi, the mullani, the moolla capitulated. he became telinga’s lund-choos (c-ck-sucker) & would clean out the fuddis (v-g-n-e) of the court orats after the dravidian had used them. now the orats call him “moolla adha-linga”.
3) sheikh chilli: i have an aryan ardha-linga. i wish i had a shudra-linga!
sheikha: i wish so too!