arse hair beard


a wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out -rs-, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!
dave roo ….’what the f-ck is that on your face’??

mike k …. ‘it’s a beard’!!!

barry …..’f-ck off, it looks like you have shaved off your -rs- hairs and stuck them to your face to create an -rs- hair beard. dirty sh-t’!!

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