a very expensive type of toilet paper, typically costing anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000. can only be used once, twice if folded.
wow, it turns out this art degree wasn’t worth a lifetime of debt; should’ve just went with charmin ultra.
- bad*ss att*tude
when someone’s way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads i don’t give a f__k when it’s time for war, i turn up my bad-ss att-tude.
- bang mode
a s-xual, devious, animalistic and erotic mindset whereby the person in bangmode is desirous as to any and all s-xual opportunities. joe has had a hard week at work. he has announced it is friday night and therefore he is in bang mode.
- bed number
a second number that you use for adult affairs. aka a burner i gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
someone who is extremely good at fantasy football. matthew berry is such a benditzson
- bieber wannabe
s-x mad 13 year old male with gelled hair who sticks his tongue up at a bus window between his fingers forming the “i want to lick your p-ssy” sign at any p-ssing female who happens to be attractive. usually just to show off to his mates because he wouldn’t know what to do with […]