a very expensive type of toilet paper, typically costing anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000. can only be used once, twice if folded.
wow, it turns out this art degree wasn’t worth a lifetime of debt; should’ve just went with charmin ultra.
- bad*ss att*tude
when someone’s way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads i don’t give a f__k when it’s time for war, i turn up my bad*ss att*tude.
- bang mode
a s*xual, devious, animalistic and erotic mindset whereby the person in bangmode is desirous as to any and all s*xual opportunities. joe has had a hard week at work. he has announced it is friday night and therefore he is in bang mode.
- bed number
a second number that you use for adult affairs. aka a burner i gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
someone who is extremely good at fantasy football. matthew berry is such a benditzson