Asian Mountain Man Surprise
when you get a hot girl to have s-x with you only to find a mountain man suprise also known as having a m-ssive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small p-n-s hidden within the hair.
guy 1: dude, i took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, f-cking asian mountain man surprise!
guy 2: f-cking gross what did you do?
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: uhh….?
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