asian penis


not all asians have small p-n-s that most people think. just like some caucasians who have small p-n-s, some asian males do have small p-n-s too. people think asians have small p-n-ses because they watch j-panese p-rn and most male actors have small p-n-ses so that they dont have to penetrate but “pretend” to. most of asians have average length p-n-ses just like caucasians. asians like myself have a p-n-s length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circ-mference; well for me that is.
white girls at my college think that i have a small p-n-s just because i’m an asian but when i showed them my p-n-s, they went “wow”. i bet they’re wanting to suck my asian p-n-s now.
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a very tiny unit of measurement, approximately 1/5 the width of a human hair.
dude, we were an asian p-n-s away from hitting that car!
asian p-n-s are just like height. people generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). so there are some long p-n-ses and short p-n-ses (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). although asians which live in medc (more economic developed countries), like uk and usa generally have bigger p-n-ses. the same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. i’m white and asian and people generally think i have a small p-n-s but measuring at 7.5 inches. since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch p-rn sometime and the smallest p-n-s cousin i seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.
black: look a asian! small p-n-s!
asian: cool, im taller and my d-cks bigger!
black: prove it!
-asian guy shows his 7inch p-n-s-
-black guy runs home crying-
black: i thought asian p-n-s was small 🙁
on almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that asian p-n-ses are just as large as caucasian p-n-ses. the average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. however, asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst caucasian men do. for every caucasian man with a 9-inch p-n-s, there is one with a 3-inch one. and for every asian with a 7-inch p-n-s, there is one with a 5-inch one. there are more caucasians with large p-n-ses, but there are also more caucasians with smaller p-n-ses, even smaller than those of many asians. this fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely “accepted.”
hey check out that asian guys’ egg roll, now that ain’t no spring roll either, but looks like he’s packin way more meat and cabbage than i previously thought. now i know not judge people’s p-n-s size by the slant of their eyes. i’m a blond with huge br–sts and will strongly consider some asian p-n-s from now on.
a small form of measurement, mostly used in the 21st century. about 1/50 of a millimeter, or 0.000787402 inches. refers to a stereotype about asians having small p-n-ses. also can be used as an insult for someone who is small, worthless, minuscule, pathetic, etc.
example 1: what a close call! we were an asian p-n-s away from hitting that deer with our car!

example 2: i just broke up with nick, he’s such an asian p-n-s.
the smallest d-ck on the planet despite all the lies on urban dictionary.
asian p-n-s: research on average p-n-s size has confirmed racial stereotypes, with africans coming out on top, asians at the bottom and europeans somewhere in between.
a p-n-s of an asian, the most unfortunate creature on the planet. asians have always been known for their tiny johns, many being compared to the likes of tic-tacs. their small reproductive organs have confused scientists for years as to how they can possibly reproduce. some have proposed they be introduced as the eighth wonder of the world.
“oh wow, that’s an asian! mommy, where do they come from?”
“i don’t know john boy, an asian p-n-s is so small, they are some sort of conspiracy!”

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