ass bandito
one whom mentions b-tt s-x way too often and/or loves to make references to the h-m-s-xual lifestyle
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basically the same as -ssbandit but also suggests the person might have a big mustache and a sombrero. also insinuates that they might be poor as well as gay. like the mexican banditos of old.
(your being relentlessly pestered by a friend)
you: f-ck off you -ssbandito!
friend: oh no ! now everyone knows im gay and poor!
a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words… he is a raging h-m-. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.
hey, that guy is an -ss-bandito. c-ck, that guy likes the old bit of the -ss-bandito monster. you suck -ss-bandito.
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