ass butter
the substance that acc-mulates in the crevice between the b-ttocks. typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.
i say, how old is this yogurt, mother? it tastes like -ss b-tter.
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the stuff you find in between your -ss cheecks after not showering for days.
there was so much -ss b-tter in the hobo’s -ss he could -ss b-tter his toast.
the b-tter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.
i am churning up a mess of -ssb-tter.
-ssb-tter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your “man milk” into someone’s -ss and churning it with your rod. it’s mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
it originated from northern sweden.
i made some nasty -ssb-tter last night with tim
the perfect topping for any toast
jim: you got any -ss b-tter
john: check the fridge
that thick white spread you cake onto baby’s -sses when they have diarrhea. could be b-tt paste, desitin, etc… its all -ss b-tter.
wife: d-mn it, will you shut that baby up?
husband: sure, p-ss me the -ss b-tter… he’s due for another spread.
a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.
archibald:”i say old boy, p-ss me the -ssb-tter!”
reginald: “righto you silly clown!”
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