ass chafe
when your -ss starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. usually occurs after one takes a sh-t. a common side effect is a smelly -ss, that may or may not be noticeable to others. you can temporarily relieve a chaffing -ss by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your -ss.
shawn took a sh-t this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of -ss chafe.
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