ass factor
the number of times your -ss leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
if i eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that’s an -ss factor of 2 (-ss leaves couch, get pizza, -ss touches seat), whereas going to burger king is an -ss factor of 4 (-ss leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
if i get up and get a beer, that’s an -ss fact or of 2. if you get it for me, that’s an -ss factor of 0.
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the counterweight involved in an ugly girl’s nice -ss. that which offsets buckledness.
she is f-cking ugly dog. ya, but consider the -ssfactor
-ss factor
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1. a measurement of taste as it relates to -ss. -ss factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. an -ss factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.
origin: the term “-ss factor” originated from a hiking trip in fundy national park in 2009. the term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.
gee, this clintonia borealis is pretty good. i’d say that it has an -ss factor of about 2.
1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not -ss present.
2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an -ss.
jason, you are the -ss factor.
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