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“dude stop being such an -sshobbit!”
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1.similar to the -ss gnome. an -ss hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons -n-s and normally has large amounts of -n-l moustache. though slightly larger than -ss gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. may be used to insult a gay dwarf.
“dude is that an -ss gnome or an -ss hobbit?”
“you should know, haven’t you given birth to an -ss gnome?”


“fo shizzle -ss hobbit, haven’t you got some r-ct-ms to invade?”

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