ass leg

an -ss that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person’s legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no -ss in between. people with -ss leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing sh-t stains in their undergarments. people who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for s-xual activity have significant difficulty in finding the -ss legged person’s crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for s-x.
dude1: d-mn, i’m really drunk and i need to get laid. i’d f-ck that chick over there, but she’s got an -ss leg.

dude2: yeah, well you’re mom’s got an -ss leg too, but that didn’t stop your dad. how did he ever find youre mom’s p-ssy anyway? her -ss leg would’ve thrown me off while hunting for her sn-tch.
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legs (thighs) that are so big it makes the persons b-tt look smaller in comparison.
person: wow that girl has no b-tt
person2: nah she just has -ss legs
when so much of the top of the girl’s leg is exposed that it shows the bottom curve of the -ss.
that girl’s booty shorts are showing -ssleg.

the wind blew so hard that the skirt showed -ssleg.