ass muddle


the act/performance of -n-l penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
erin: oh f-ck my -ss with your feet.
john: do we have enough lube to -ss muddle you?

erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

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