ass puke


without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.
fred: felt good to get that out.
bob: yeah?
fred: -sspuke!
bob: sick
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sh-t.
alright, now who’s the c-cksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their -ss puke all over the toilet seat?
a synonym for taking a cr-p
“hey, could you guys hold up? i need to go -ss-puke really quick.”

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