Ass scorch
to flatuate in another persons rear end.
sigmund: dag, i dropped my sock.
bill: better get it! (bill’s bowels churn)
-siggy bends over to get sock, while bill aproaches-
-bill -ss scorches siggy-
siggy: come on man! that stanks!
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