assturd


after -ss is cut, the definitive aroma of sweet, pungeant and spicy all at the same time, resembling a sandwich condiment. a multi-layered fart, such as a fine wine’s profile.

orinally found in the seekers mantown dictionary
the air was so thick after ken’s fart that i felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the -sst-rd that he created.

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