Ass Swipe
the art of swiping one’s -ss across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. used when dancing and when you have to use an id to get in a door. especially when you are too lazy to get the id out of your wallet.
“hey al, could you open the laundry door for me?”
“sure man, i’ll just -ss swipe it for ya!”
2 more definitions
the act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.
guy 1: i stole an -ss last night!
guy 2: such an -ssswipe!
when you take your d-ck and rub it in her crack so sh-t gets on it and then she licks it off
i just gave this girl an -ss swipe
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