Armitage shank


the act of shaking one’s p-n-s after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

taken from the popular (and oft seen) british toilet manufacturer, armitage shanks.
did you see that bloke? he was doin’ the old armitage shank a bit too vigorously.

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