Asschach
the imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.
person # 1: -dude someone left a narsty -sschach on my dad’s computer chair!
person # 2: -yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.
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an overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like -sscrack. i took the -sscrack express from l.a. to new york, and by the time i arrived, the subway smelled great.
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one who fingers an -n-s until it bleeds. wow bill you dirty -ss fickler… i think im bleeding
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the act of re–ssuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic. example 1: guy1: this project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! this isn’t going to work. guy2: what the h-ll is with that guy? guy3: don’t worry, he just needs some -ss patting, i’ll buy him […]
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what p-ssengers often use to deplane. as used by the airlines, an extensible walkway that is articulated and usually enclosed. it kind of looks like a stretched out accordian from the outside. it is positioned so that p-ssengers can walk from the terminal building to the door of the aircraft in comfort and safety. the […]