assessimize
to -ssess and optimize your look or style.
to help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
my girl rebe -ssessimized me and decided i needed to get to dr. jay’s snap.
you can’t go out like yo, you hideous; you need to -ssessimize.
you best -ssessimize if you want any hope of being s-xable.
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noun: a place where -sshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms. jonny: a/s/l? betty: omfg im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me! jonny: d-mn, i found an -sshatchery… child: my mom said i cant go over ‘cuz your house is an -sshatchery…
- Ass Smoke
when one’s internal g-sses are released and it smells extravagantly horrible for long periods of time. often occurs after consuming mexican foods. ex: tacos and beans. after eating eggs, tacos, rice, beans, etc.
- assumping
-ss humping, usually in a vigorous manor. john really enjoyed the -ssumping he got the other day
- ATM4NEF9
a new term for v-g-n- in pain g-d d-mn ive got a atm4nef9 from my period
- autopilot
when standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without -ssistance. commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading. once his pee-stream was safely pointed […]