asshole button
the b-tton on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.
used when you can’t or don’t want to talk to someone.
also known as the ‘f-ck you b-tton’
“i’ve been trying to call lisa, but she keeps pressing the -sshole b-tton”
“my phone rang in cl-ss and i had to use the -sshole b-tton.”
Read Also:
- asshole rating
a determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most. joseph’s -sshole rating has been decided: 34.4
- assholescent
noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanch-r-d person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who -ssumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments. lars: “last night d-ck came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and […]
- Hypocritdemic
1)the combination of “hypocrite” and “pandemic”. 2)when more than one hypocrite gets together with another, only to beget more hypocrites. -“wow, did you see suzee and marian with kimmy?” -“yeah, it was a bubblegum hypocritdemic heading our way.”
- krengal
a white male with a unaturally small pe-n-s that man is of krengalian anscestory
- celetype
text messaging on cell phone in relation to the old days of messaging with teletype he’s on his celetype again. i’ll send a note on my celetype. i’m getting a celetype message.